Orphaned at the age of three and harboring a traumatic secret, Dexter (Michael C. Hall) was adopted by a Miami police officer who recognized his homicidal tendencies and taught him to channel his gruesome passion for human vivisection in a “constructive” way.

Based on hints from the Showtime president Robert Greenblatt a third season of Dexter is a very likely possibility. This doesn’t as a surprise as a cult following of estranged viewers were left hanging at the conclusion of the second season.

Dexter

The quote from Buddy TV was:

So far, there is no word yet on when season 3 will air, though Showtime president Robert Greenblatt has already enthusiastically hinted Dexter’s pickup for season 3 during an event hosted by the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences in California last November.

Excerpt from Buddy TV

Adam Sandler as Zohan

Or more eloquently, How Not To Be Gay.

1. A Man should not watch Oxygen, Womens Entertainment, or Lifetime.
2. A Man should not swing his arms when he is walking.
3. A Man should never carry a woman’s handbag.
4. A Man should never go tanning.
5. No Man should dye their hair.
6. A Man should never refer to an athlete as a “stud”.
7. A Man should not “pop” his collar.
8. A Man should not speak more than two languages.
9. A Man should never say “It’s to die for”.
10. A Man should not wear a scarf without a jacket or coat.
11. A Man should not wear an ascot.
12. A Man should never use the following terms: “fantabulous”, “ginormous” and “fierce”.
13. A Man should never wrap a towel around his head after leaving the shower.
14. A Man should never “sip” and alcoholic drink through a straw.
15. A Man should never wear a blouse.
16. If you are not living with a girl you should not have tampons in your bathroom.
17. A Man should not wear crocs.
18. A Man should not wear a leotard or do pirouettes.
19. A Man should never wear a sweater over his shoulders.
20. A Man should not eat grapes from the vines.
21. A Man should not own a Blackberry.
22. A Man should never rollerblade.
23. The word cute should not be used other then describing a chick they want to bone,
24. If you compliment a man on his six-pack, you better be referring to his beer.
25. A Man should never, ever wear capri pants.
26. A Man should not wear flip flops with a suit.
27. No Man should wear a speedo to the beach.
28. No Man should ever get a pedicure.
29. A Man should never highlight his hair.
30. A Man should not talk to another man in the bathroom.
31. A Man should never sing show tunes.
32. A Man should never eat out of another man’s hands.
33. Two Man should not share an umbrella.
34. A Man should not have “an outfit”, with the exception of a suit.
35. A Man should not wear a white belt.
36. A Man should never wiggle out of a pair of pants.
37. You must never own a cat.
38. Never dis a Man if his team just lost a crushing game.
39. As a Man you are allowed to enjoy exactly one chick TV show, and one chick flick. You may have no more. And if you like Grease, well, you’re already too late.
40. If you go the bar with your bros, you must buy a round of drinks at least once.
41. There are no mercy rules when playing someone in Madden, hoops, street hockey, bare-fisted boxing, etc.
42. NO P.D.A. (Public Displays of Affection). Hey, congratulations, another girl can stand the sight of you. You don’t need to wear her like a fucking trophy.
43. Don’t tell other bros elaborate stories about your weightlifting exercise routine. No one cares.
44. Never openly question another bros sports wisdom, unless said information specifically pertains to your favorite team. It doesn’t matter how ludicrous the other Bro sounds telling you that Jake Plummer was better than Steve McNair last season, let said Bro be.
45. Always allow a buffer zone at urinals and on couches.
46. Never share a bed with another bro, unless there’s no way around it.
47. If you owe a bro money, pay them back as soon as humanly possible—unless it’s a gambling debt, which must be paid immediately.

Smallville is an American television series that follows the adventures of a young Clark Kent (Tom Welling), as a teenager living in Smallville, Kansas, during the years before he becomes Superman.

The show focuses on the professional and personal lives of several characters working at Sacred Heart Hospital, a fictional teaching hospital. It uses first-person narration, verbose characters, segues between subplots, fast pace, and surreal escapism (presented as the thoughts and reveries of the main characters), counterpointed by poignant pieces where the characters address how doctors deal with real issues relating to the practice of medicine and their personal lives.

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The President of Awesome (Barney Stinson) passed on the following knowledge.

The three beginner techniques to picking up a woman at a bar are…

1. Isolate her from her friends
2. Repeat her name in conversation
3. Subtly put her down

House, also known as House M.D., is a critically-acclaimed American medical drama television series created by David Shore and executive produced by film director Bryan Singer. House stars English actor Hugh Laurie as Gregory House, a maverick medical genius who heads a team of young diagnosticians at the fictional Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital (based directly on the Yale-New Haven Hospital in New Haven, Connecticut, the teaching hospital affiliated with Yale University) in New Jersey.

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Battlestar Galactica chronicles the journey of the last surviving humans from the Twelve Colonies of Man after their nuclear annihilation by the Cylons. The survivors, a ragtag fleet of ships with the Battlestar Galactica, a powerful warship, at its head are pursued by Cylons, intent on wiping out the remnants of the human race.

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How I Met Your Mother is a American situation comedy created by Craig Thomas and Carter Bays for CBS Broadcasting. The show is based around the main character, Ted Mosby, telling his son and daughter about the events that led to his meeting their mother.

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Nip/Tuck follows the lives of two Miami plastic surgeons, Sean McNamara and Christian Troy. In its debut season, Nip/Tuck was the highest-rated new series on American basic cable, and the highest rated basic cable series of all for the 18-49 and 25-54 age demographics.

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